Dear John,
Thank you for finally paying child support. Because of your initial reaction to having to pay it resulted in you kidnapping our daughter, making up lies and refusing to let stella come home, I have had quite a few legal fees and fines to pay. BUT guess what? You have been paying all of those with your monthly payments! Thank you! You have made things so much more easier to manage. Big thumbs up to you!
Oh, and the child protection worker saw right through your claims, as anyone with a brain would. Good luck next time.